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Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon’s quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.

My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, “Honey, dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not been cleaned.”

From Good Clean Funnies, with thanks!.

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, ‘What a Great Chest you have!’

He tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby.’

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, ‘What massive Calves you have!’

The body builder tells her, ‘That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.’

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies: I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!