My ‘connectivity’ screen
Nov 26th
Testing Pixelpipe #n900
Nov 26th
Then someone’s children asked where Pudsey was, so he...
Nov 26th
Everyone got a turn, no matter how small!
Nov 26th
They took turns trying it out
Nov 26th
It was like Christmas morning!
Nov 26th
They couldn’t wait to look in the box
Nov 26th
My n900 arrives last night; the family got very excited!
Nov 26th
All being well, my New Toy arrives today. I may be missing for a few days. Please be patient. ;)
Nov 25th
Autumn
Nov 25th
I was waiting in line at my county clerk’s office one afternoon and noticed a hand-lettered...
Nov 25th
“The man who has no imagination has no wings.”
— Muhammad Ali
— Muhammad Ali
Nov 25th
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE...
Nov 24th
Autumn
Nov 24th
Hilarious article on cricket injuries, for...
Nov 24th
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on...
Nov 23rd
“About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the...”
— Herbert Hoover
— Herbert Hoover
Nov 23rd
Autumn
Nov 23rd
Well, I’m still short of jokes. And my ‘funny pics’ folder has nothing new. You...
Nov 22nd
“The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so...”
— Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)
— Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)
Nov 22nd
Autumn ferns
Nov 22nd
Happy Stormtroopers!
Nov 21st
“I can’t join in today. I had a post mortem done last...”
— Lovely old gentleman in our...
— Lovely old gentleman in our...
Nov 21st
Oh Tee Hee. That's what you get for...
Nov 20th
“Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.”
— W. Clement Stone
— W. Clement Stone
Nov 20th
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And...
Nov 20th
Autumn
Nov 20th
Sorry for not posting much today (or yesterday). Two reasons: one, I am short of good jokes. Please...
Nov 19th
“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...”
— Chinese Proverb
— Chinese Proverb
Nov 19th
Winter skies
Nov 19th
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
...
Nov 18th
Autumn
Nov 18th
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
— Phyllis Diller
— Phyllis Diller
Nov 18th
Sorry for not posting much today. Murphy has tummy ache and is insisting on sitting on my lap with...
Nov 17th
Autumn
Nov 17th
“The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there...”
— Lois McMaster Bujold,...
— Lois McMaster Bujold,...
Nov 17th
We dedicated shoeboxes for Samaritans Purse/Operation...
Nov 16th
“Autumn wins you best by this its mute appeal to sympathy for...”
— Robert Browning
— Robert Browning
Nov 16th
Our army physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon...
Nov 16th
Time to sack the cleaner I fear. Oh wait… that’d...
Nov 16th
“Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and...”
— John Andrew Holmes,
— John Andrew Holmes,
Nov 15th
Autumn… they say you can always find gorse flowering...
Nov 15th
Scientists have recently created a new liquid form of viagra which can be taken in a Nice Cup of...
Nov 14th
I know it has a great camera. So DELIVER IT!
Nov 14th
Autumn
Nov 13th
“The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you...”
— Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877)
— Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877)
Nov 13th
Blonde Diary
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs...
Nov 13th
For my cricketing followers
Nov 12th
Autumn
Nov 12th
You have to be over a certain age to get...
The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, “Go forth...
Nov 12th
“Try to leave the Earth a better place than when you arrived.”
— Sidney Sheldon
— Sidney Sheldon
Nov 12th
Still Autumn
Nov 11th
“We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.”
— Madame de Stael
— Madame de Stael
Nov 11th
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking,...
Nov 11th
Autumn flowers
Nov 11th
I know it's great. I just want it to arrive!
Nov 11th
RT @SirMuttley: Maybe people would be less upset about #N900 “delays” if other people...
Nov 10th
“Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion...”
— Michael McClary
— Michael McClary
Nov 10th
A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below....
Nov 10th
Autumn
Nov 10th
Seems my tumbles aren’t tweeting this morning. (blooming scammers) If you miss my rambles, go...
Nov 9th
Happy Birthday,...
Nov 9th
A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco . She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome...
Nov 9th
Trees in the autumn sunshine
Nov 9th
“Everything Will Be Okay In The End. If It’s Not Okay,...”
— Allnameswereout @...
— Allnameswereout @...
Nov 9th
RT: They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old. At the going down of the sun & in the...
Nov 8th
Autumn
Nov 8th
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral...
Nov 8th
“It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should...”
— Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
— Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
Nov 8th
Autumn
Nov 7th
Autumn
Nov 6th
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. suddenly there was...
Nov 6th
“When you blame others, you give up your power to change.”
— Robert Anthony
— Robert Anthony
Nov 6th
My Cousin Debbie enjoys her sparklers on 5th November!
Nov 6th
Pie Chart. Thanks to @benjimmin}
Nov 6th
RT @PeterMaemo: Daily Telegraph on #N900: “having a computer in your pocket just moved a big...
Nov 5th
Autumn
Nov 5th
I was driving my father and grandfather down a rough country road. My inexperience in handling...
Nov 5th
“All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction...”
— Marya Mannes So true
— Marya Mannes So true
Nov 5th
Autumn
Nov 5th
So that was my holiday...
It’s over - last night of the holiday: work in the morning. So no log fire tonight (shame) and...
Nov 4th
Received email from paypal. A new massage (sic) to update my details. #righttobesuspicious
Nov 4th
“We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the...”
— Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
— Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)
Nov 4th
Autumn lane
Nov 4th
The bbc adopts a new policy on humour.
Nov 3rd
Autumn hedgerow
Nov 3rd
“The Rabbi is Leaving”
At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced...
Nov 3rd
“It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to...”
— Tom Brokaw
— Tom Brokaw
Nov 3rd
Autumn garden
Nov 3rd
RT @emptybelly: RT @shanchere The best mind-altering drug is truth. —Lily Tomlin
Nov 3rd
Very Useful Chart
Nov 2nd
Support Royal British Legion, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/4AZ9S0
Nov 2nd
“I have a great title for my new book: “Things...”
— Snoopy
— Snoopy
Nov 2nd
Autumn
Nov 2nd
“What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one...”
— Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
— Havelock Ellis (1859 - 1939)
Nov 2nd
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...
Nov 2nd
Autumn
Nov 2nd
Watch
Nov 1st
“Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have...”
— Kurt Herbert Alder
— Kurt Herbert Alder
Nov 1st
Autumn
Nov 1st
A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before....
Nov 1st
Autumn
Nov 1st