SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, ‘THERE’S TROUBLE STILL.’
YOU CAN’T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON’T TELL YO’ MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO’
I KNOW IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO’ HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN’T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
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(Kinda brings a tear to yer eye, don’t it!)
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
— Herbert Hoover
Well, I’m still short of jokes. And my ‘funny pics’ folder has nothing new. You lot have only yourselves to blame for the lack of amusement round here. Or maybe I finally exhasted the internet of jokes? have I heard them all before? Scary thought!
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
— Daniel Webster (1782 - 1852)
I can’t join in today. I had a post mortem done last week and I don’t feel so well.
— Lovely old gentleman in our Dementia ward.
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
— W. Clement Stone
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile..
