May
11th
Sun
11th
spring celendine
A little boy was riding his tricycle furiously around the block, over and over again. Finally a policeman stopped and asked him why he was going around and around. The boy said that he was running away form home. The policeman asked why he kept going around the block. The boy responded,
“Because my mom said that I’m not allowed to cross the street
May
10th
Sat
10th
Wallflowers (I think) in my garden
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
— Norman Vincent Peale
An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.
Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her.
“Tell me, how old are your grandsons?”
The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, “The doctor is four and the lawyer is six…”
May
9th
Fri
9th
Azalea in my garden
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
— Garrison Keillor
